Lyssette Anselmo

san francisco | ig: @lmanselmo

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    asian:

    Perks of Dating Me:

    • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
    • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
    • Sometimes i’m funny
    • I live near a pizza restaurant

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    kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

    lil-jawn:

    Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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    heartlessdivine:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell

    masturbraiding:

    Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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